Remember that laughter is the elixir that can cure boredom and bad moods

My wife's mother told her that she was going to put "The Mother's curse on her, having 6 children just like herself".  My wife laughing told her mother after her 3rd daughter was born and having her tubes tied that her curse had failed.  Then she got divorced and married me who also had 3 daughters, needless to say her mother got the last laugh.


The most beautiful house is the one, which is filled with infectious giggles, excited gamboling and innocent babbling. Being with kids is an extremely fun experience - kids often startle us with their adorable innocence, their sweet ways and their ability to imitate us.


Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.  Ralph Bus.


Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble. Martin Mull


Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. Fran Lebowitz


I have just returned from a children’s party. I’m one of the survivors.  Percy French


There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother’s age. Benjamin Spock


You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. 
Franklin P. Jones


In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced in television. 
Erma Bombeck


The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them. 
 Anonymous


Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.  James Arthur Baldwin


Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than "Where’s your manuscript?" Why haven’t you called?" and "Who’s your lawyer?" Fran Lebowitz


I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.  Dave Barry


The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant–and let the air out of the tires. Dorothy Parker


There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. Frank A. Clark


I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. Robert Orben


Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.  Erma Bombeck


To be a successful father there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years. Ernest Hemingway


Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million-dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. Jim Bishop.


I’ve got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: "Hello, goodbye, and I’m pregnant. Dean Martin


Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. Socrates.


Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. John Wilmot


I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S. Truman

“Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes, they forgive them. Oscar Wilde "Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas”  Paula Poundstone “The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.”  Confucius  “Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.”  Dr. Haim Ginott  “The child must know that he is a miracle, that since the beginning of the world there hasn't been, and until the end of the world there will not be, another child like him.”  Pablo Casal “Whatever they grow up to be, they are still our children, and the one most important of all the things we can give to them is unconditional love. Not a love that depends on anything at all except that they are our children. Rosaleen Dickson  Have a very good day and till next time God Bless you, Bye Raymond